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Destroy All Humans!

Take one giant step on mankind! Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the most brazen action-adventure you've ever played. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic skills or reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer! 

Features

  • Experience the evil side of a 50's alien invasion story
  • (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
  • Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
  • Enjoy Crypto's unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
  • Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
  • Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
  • Freely traverse explorable cities from 50's America using your jetpack
  • Obliterate humanity's primitive architecture with your flying saucer
  • Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!

Content

  • This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords.
  • Premium Box
  • Original Game
  • Crown your display case with the 9"/23cm Crypto'N'Cow figurine
  • Relax your trigger finger after a long day of disintegrating humans with our patented Eye-popping Anti-Stress Toy
  • Show your keys who's boss with our stylish keychain
  • Marvel at the detailed depictions of alien mayhem on six glorious lithographs
  • Change Crypto's in-game appearance with all skins available at launch

 

  • This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords.
  • Premium Box
  • Original Game
  • The monumental 23"/60cm Crypto-137 figurine with secret planetary compartment
  • Carry your belongings in style, with The official Crypto Backpack
  • Relax your trigger finger with our patented Eye-popping Anti-Stress Toy
  • Show your keys whose boss with our stylish keychain
  • Marvel at The detailed depictions of alien mayhem on six glorious lithographs
  • Change Crypto's in-game appearance with all in-game skins available at launch
  • Game
Page last edited: 18.05.2020